Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Where am I?



As i regained my conscientiousness, I remember asking myself where am I? I had waken up in a dark alley and had only myself to blame. For I had no clue where i was if i would not have been so stubborn I would have never been here. I found myself between two buildings some would call it a vestibule, but my reason I was here I was on the run from some of my fellow mobsters they had been after me for witnessing the murder of my own brother and I was either going to get revenge or get someone to help me get revenge as I laid here in an extreme amount of pain from the gun shot wound I had encountered in my arm earlier that day, I was trying to think of what to do I needed some where to go to get myself taken care of. Then all of a sudden some headlights turned on a little further down the alley it was hard for me to tell what was going on with the lights so bright then an ominous figure stepped in front of one of the lights it took me a while to tell who it was but i knew that figure from anywhere it was the man who murdered my brother a shot of anger and fear drove through me as I stood up to face him he pulled out his pistol and I did the same he said it doesn't have to end like this and I said nothing he unloaded his clip on me as I dove behind a dumpster I then came out and took my revenge...

Turkey!




Oh poor sad turkey

So minus your turkey head

insides filled filled with bread


Friday, November 6, 2009

Guss


One day I was walking down the street and there was a cat stuck in the tree so i was being a good citizen so i went up in the tree to rescue it when i grabbed the kitten it scratched me and i fell as soon as i hit the ground something was different i got up kind of slow and woozy i looked at my hand and noticed i had paws oh no! I had no clue what to do then a old lady came outside and grabbed me and the other cat I had blood on me from the fall so the old lady gave me a bath and she said she was going to name me Guss the other cat tom did not like me to much because the old lady was giving me so much attention she even bought me a new cat bed later that night i decided to go to sleep i had a terrible dream then i woke up it was day outside but for some reason I was laying in the dirt under a tree with a cat licking me on the face it turns out that me turning into a cat never even happened the old lady then came out and rewarded me for my good deeds that was the craziest dream I ever had.